Friday, November 21, 2014

The Canada Diet Cure

Does that early winter snow have you down?

Are you dragging from an excess of the white stuff or the early winter chill?

Then I have the magic diet cure for you. Tested in the wintry crucible of our Arctic neighbor to the north, Poutine is the cure for anything that ails you. Chips, curd and gravy will banish the winter blues and give you the energy you need to shovel your way out.

The Canada cure diet is just the thing for those winter time dumps.

Note that this diet is not approved or sanctioned by the FDA. Side effects may include a full stomach and a satisfying feeling of warmth.

(inspired by a crank add for a diet to cure yeast infections).