Wednesday, August 13, 2014

Who do I write like?

http://iwl.me is a website that claims to analyze your writing. So far I've got:
  • H.P. Lovecraft (Katherine's Choice)
  • William Shakespeare (The French Orphan)
  • James Joyce (Charlotte)
  • James Joyce (Cecelia (unpublished, draft on blog and wattpad))
  • Jane Austen (Cecelia Chapter 2 - go figure).
  • Margarete Mitchell (Civil War Story (unpublished, draft on blog and wattpad))
A friend of mine came out with David Foster Wallace, and her writing is nothing like his.

Quite a mix. Doubt it has any great meaning, but it is fun.

I read a blog post about this site. It uses a Bayesian classifier. Pity it doesn't give you a certainty or precision for the score. (It also only has 54 or so authors).

Monday, August 11, 2014

Photos of interest

I put some of the relevant photographs for Cecelia on my facebook page. Because of the various things that one of the book distributors has done (preemptively setting up blank facebook pages in my name and book titles), I've had to make it a commercial-like page rather than a personal one. Oh well.

Sunday, August 10, 2014

Chapter 4 of Cecelia


For your delectation and enjoyment.

There have been changes to the first three, but nothing worthy of a repost. This is the first complete version of chapter 4.


4. Raglan Horse Fair.



Mr. and Mrs. Landor arrived in his gig early the next morning. Ionie was tethered to the back of it and making it clear that she did not enjoy leaving her stall. If it was needed, her side-saddle was in the gig. Cecelia came trotting out before he could dismount and knock. “Thank goodness you're here. I don't think I can take much more of this.”
“Much more of what, Miss Wood?”
“This continued sniping. Jane, Miss Arnold is still upset from yesterday. I like and admire the Captain, but he is affianced to her. I would never come between them. Somehow it seems I have.”
Julia called her over, “Cecelia come and talk with me. Walter, would you make sure that they are getting ready to go. I'd like to get to Raglan while there are still some decent horses still for sale.”
“Yes, my love. I hear and obey.”
Cecelia mounted the gig and sat beside Mrs. Landor. Julia started the conversation, “Cecelia, I had a long talk with Jane yesterday. You must understand that she's not sure of herself.”
“Not sure of herself. What do you mean by that?”
“It's simple, remember when you rode Ionie and I couldn't?”
“Yes, you just have to show the horse who is in charge.”
“Which means you have to be confident that you can control the horse. You are, and I'm not. That's why I can ride a sweetheart like Awyr and not a difficult mare like Ionie.”
Cecelia thought for a moment, and said, “You mean she's not sure she can ride George? That doesn't make sense to me. He's not a horse is he?”
“She's not sure she can run a household like Penyclawdd and keep George happy. It scares her.”
“Oh. Is she scared of me too?”
“Yes.”
“That's silly.”
“No it's not. If she gets snappy with you or George it's because she's worried.”
“I hadn't thought of it like that. Perhaps you have a point.”
They might have gone further with this discussion, but Mr. Landor and Miss Arnold came out and haled them. “George is bringing around their gig. I was wondering if you would prefer to ride with Jane and George instead of me?”
“Why?”
“What happens if Ionie is upset? You can't handle her, but Miss Wood can.”
Jane added her voice, “And, Julia, we hadn't finished when the message came about the Captain being in distress. I'd so much like to continue our conversation.”
Julia shrugged, and then whispered to Cecelia, “Think about what I've said.” Then she dismounted and walked over to Miss Arnold. “It would be my pleasure to get to know both you and your fiancée much better.”
Mr. Landor drove his gig off first, with Cecelia beside him and Ionie trotting on her lead behind. They reached the main road to Abergavenny before either said much to each other.
“Mr. Landor?”
“Yes, Cecelia?”
“There's one thing I don't understand.”
“Only one thing, Egeria?”
“Who?” Mr. Landor started on a description of the various Goddesses and Muses of Wisdom. Egeria was the Muse who instructed the early Romans on ritual and religion. He hadn't gone very far into the subject when Cecelia interrupted him. “Please stop with my classics lesson, I have a serious question for you.”
“Ask away.”
“Why are you suddenly so helpful? I hardly saw you or Mrs. Landor before Captain Wood and Miss Arnold arrived.”
“There are several reasons, Miss Wood.”
“Really?”
“First, your father asked me to keep an eye on you. As long as it was just you running the estate, I didn't have much to do.”
“Why?”
“You're a better manager than I am.”
“No, that can't be true.”
“Penyclawdd makes money, doesn't it?”
“Yes.”
“Llanthony has been nothing but hole in my wallet. If my books didn't sell, I'd be starving.”
“Do you want my help?”
“That takes me to my second reason. You know I've tried to get the local farmers to adopt modern and more profitable methods.”
“Now that's hard. They're so stubborn, especially when you're an outsider. You really should let me talk to them first.”
“I'm applying the same charity to you. Help you find a mate or at least somewhere to live once the Captain tires of your company.” The thought that George might tire of her company made Cecelia's chest tighten.
“Is that all?”
“No. I like you and George. You're pleasant company.”
“And Jane?”
He paused, “Her too. At least when she's on her good behavior. Finally, I need you to pick out a good horse for Julia.”


Once the two parties arrived at the Raglan fair, they found stabling for their horses and headed for the horse sales. Cecelia's initial impression of the livestock on offer was not high. “Jane, I'm not sure I've seen any horses here that I would want you to ride. Certainly none I would ride given the choice.” Mr. Landor caught her attention, “Miss Wood, how about this mare?”
It was a brown and white horse. Cecelia looked at it, and commented, “She's a long-legged curby backed brute. How much are they asking?”
“Ten pounds.” Cecelia mentally calculated a bargaining price. Then she said, “Maybe we can bargain, but only if I think the horse is otherwise sound. Let me look at her mouth.” After she spent a few moments looking at the teeth, she said, “Have you been plowing with this horse? Her bite is ruined for riding.”
Together they moved on to look for another horse.
Lord Charles Somerset found Mr. Landor in the crush and asked him, “I'm looking for a hunter as a wedding present for my daughter Elizabeth, and I've heard that you have a fine full-blooded one for sale.”
“My Lord, if you would follow me. Ionie is over here.”
When Lord Charles examined Ionie, he said, “She's a fine mare, but clearly ill-mannered. Can she be ridden by a lady?”
“Miss Cecelia Wood rides her. Would you like to see Ionie put through her paces?”
“Yes, if you could.”
“Miss Wood, would you be willing to demonstrate?”
Cecelia looked at Ionie, who was showing signs of distress at the crowding and bustle. “I don't see why not. She's a bit upset with the noise of the fair, but it's nothing that getting her out and exercised won't fix.”
The side-saddle was brought from the gig and mounted on Ionie. While this was happening Captain Wood attracted Cecelia's attention. “Miss Wood, please don't. You are not completely recovered from your fall and that horse has a wild look in her eyes.”
“Captain Wood, the only reason she threw me that evening was my lack of preparedness. I'll be fine.”
“Still, please humor me. That horse is not worth the risk to you.”
“What risk? There isn't a horse I'm scared of.” Cecelia was unpersuaded, and short of restraining her by force there was nothing else he could do.
George watched in trepidation as Cecelia mounted Ionie and trotted her around the field. All went well until there was a loud crash from one of the stalls at the fair. Ionie put her ears back and bolted for freedom. Cecelia pulled back as hard as she could on the reins but the horse kept going. They jumped the first hedge and shot off across country.
George saw someone leading a saddled horse out to demonstrate its paces to a prospective customer. “That's what I need.” He ran to them, closely followed by Mr. Landor. George pushed the men aside and took the horse, “Sorry, but this is an emergency.” He galloped off in pursuit of Miss Wood.
“Who was that?”
Mr. Landor replied, “That was Captain George Wood, of Penyclawdd. I wouldn't worry about your horse, he's a responsible sort of chap.”
“That's my horse! He stole my horse.”
“I wouldn't worry about it, if he hurts it he'll pay for it.” He paused to watch George clear the first hedge, “Damn he's a fine rider. Didn't think your horse had the ability to jump like that in him.”
The man looked at Mr. Landor in disbelief, “That was a twenty pound horse and saddle. I'll call the bailiffs.”
“Don't, twenty pounds you say?”
“Worth every last brass farthing.”
Landor pulled a ten-pound bank note out of his coat. “I don't feel like haggling with you. Will this do?” It did, the man would have settled for five. It was to his everlasting regret that he hadn't asked for forty pounds first.
George found Cecelia several fields and a half-mile away. She had finally pulled Ionie's head to one side, forcing her to circle in the field. That forced her to settle down and stop running. When George finally arrived, Ionie was calmly eating grass in the field, while Cecelia was struggling with the tattered remains of her dress. She used her one free hand to try to keep the top of her dress up. “That horse dragged me through a hedge.”
“I see.”
“You're seeing more than is proper, Captain Wood.”
“I appreciate your problem, Did anyone ever tell you that you have nice shoulders?” He thought some lucky man would get to appreciate what was hidden beneath her folded arm.
“No, but thank you. I'd rather not show them off. Let alone flaunt what would show if my arm slips.”
George gave her dilemma careful consideration and replied, “An idea, Miss Wood. I'll give you my jacket and then you'll be at least notionally decent.”
He removed his jacket, nudged his horse next to hers and exchanged his jacket for her reins. While he looked away, regretfully, Cecelia put his jacket on over the shreds of her dress and buttoned it up. “Captain Wood, you can look now.”
“I must say it becomes you. You'll set a new fashion for fair equestrians.”
“No I won't. It feels indecent.”
“It isn't. It's lovely, like you.” Cecelia blushed. He continued, “Let's get back to Raglan.”
They returned. Ionie, having had her run, behaved well.
Lord Charles admired Cecelia's horsemanship, but said, “That is a fine horse, but not for my daughter to ride. Your horse is better suited for racing. Let me see what my steward thinks of her.”
In the meantime Captain Wood attracted Jane and Julia's attention. “Miss Wood needs help with her dress. Can you fix it?” The two women led Cecelia off to see what could be salvaged, or failing that to see what could be assembled by purchase in Raglan.
As he left to find his steward and to see if he could use another racing horse, Lord Charles noticed George. “I say, aren't you Captain George Wood, lately returned from Spain?”
“Yes, my Lord”
“I thought so, my brother Fitzroy wrote me to look out for you. Seems you had a rough time of it.”
“My division was nearly destroyed at Badajoz. I'm sorry to say that I was shattered as well, and I'm back home to recover.”
“Then you'll appreciate the news, Lord Wellington's siege has taken the city.”
“They tried again?”
“This time his excellency supervised it himself. Fitzroy says it was bloody, but it succeeded.” George could hear the distant guns thundering in his mind. The color drained from his face. “My Lord if you'll excuse me.” He trotted off, found Landor and said, “Walter I have to go, now. Would you pay for this horse?”
“George are you well?”
“Just heard about the second siege of Badajoz. I need some space and time by myself. I'll ride to Penyclawdd.”
“I understand. We'll settle up later. Enjoy your new horse.”
“Thank you, please see that Jane and Cecelia get home safely.”
“Don't worry about it. If need be Cecelia can drive one of the gigs.”
George laughed at the thought, “Yes, she does have good hands and a light touch.” Then he rode off to find solace in the solitude of the mountains.
Jane and Julia led Cecelia back to the fair. Their efforts, combined with a bodice from the village seamstress, restored Cecelia to a presentable state of dress. Cecelia asked Mr. Landor, “Where is Captain Wood? I'd like to thank him for lending me his jacket. For that matter I'd like to give it back to him.”
Mr. Landor was staring off into the distance, verses coursing through his head, and didn't hear her. Julia, familiar with her husband's peculiarities, waited a moment, then pinched him. He jumped, “What?”
“Sorry, my love, but where is the Captain?”
“Halfway to Penyclawdd, given the way he was riding. Unless he stopped to climb Holy mountain. Probably didn't.”
Disappointment showed itself on Cecelia's expression, “I so wanted to thank him for my rescue.”
“Rescue?”
“The way my dress was parted, I'd have inspired you to write a poem about the Amazons.”
This brought a laugh from the Landors but not from Jane. Cecelia noticed Jane's discomfort, and told her “Captain Wood was a perfect gentleman. He lent me his jacket because my dress was so badly ripped that I was nearly indecent. Then he turned his back while I put it on. You're very lucky to be engaged to him.”
“I am, aren't I?”
“Jane, please don't worry about my cousin and me. We're just friends. I'd like to be one of your bridesmaids if you'd have me.”
Jane seemed mollified, and smiled at Cecelia, “You aren't trying to take him from me?”
“Me? Lord no. Why would you ever think that?”
“It's just. Let's say once burned is twice shy.”
Mr. Landor inserted himself into the conversation. “Ladies, this is a horse fair. Neither Miss Arnold, nor Mrs. Landor has even looked at horses today.”
Cecelia remembered the purpose of their expedition, “Come, let's see if I can't find you a good mount.”
They hadn't gone very far into the crush when they bumped into Lord Charles and his daughter the Honorable Mary Georgiana Somerset. He condescended to notice them. “Is this young woman the one who rode that horse?”
Cecelia curtsied to them. “I am, my lord.”
“And your name?”
“Miss Cecelia Wood.”
“Miss Wood? I've heard of you. Sir Giles Wood's daughter aren't you? Quite a horsewoman, one of the best in Monmouth county.”
Cecelia blushed with embarrassment, “I'm sure my reputation is overblown.”
“I watched you ride that shrew of a horse. My steward wasn't sure that our jockeys could handle her as well as you did.”
“Ionie is just a bit unmannered. I've ridden worse.”
Jane was quietly simmering in the background. This commoner was getting all the attention. She interrupted, “My Lord Somerset, don't you remember me?”
“I'm sorry Miss, but I don't.”
“I'm the Honorable Jane Arnold, daughter of Lord Andover. We met in Westminster last year.”
Lord Charles frowned, then recognized her, “Jane. I'm sorry. What are you doing in this forsaken place?”
“I'm affianced to Captain Wood, Miss Wood's cousin. He's inherited Penyclawdd House.”
“Captain Wood? Oh yes, we talked earlier today. A quiet, but distinguished looking young man.”
“I think so. He's been ever so attentive to me.”
“Wasn't he mentioned in dispatches from the first siege of Badajoz?”
“He was.”
“I gather that battle undid him. Shame. He was a good officer and bound for better things. With luck he'll recover some of his poise.” Lord Charles paused for a moment's consideration and then to Jane's immense annoyance asked Cecelia, “Miss Wood, I've been trying to find suitable mounts for my daughters. Could you help?”
“It would be my pleasure. How well do they ride?”
The Honorable Mary spoke up, “Nothing like you, Miss Wood. Just up and down in Hyde park.”
“Hyde park, I've never been there. Is it difficult terrain?”
Jane nudged Cecelia, “It's in London.”
“So all on the flat with no jumps. How boring.”
This brought laughter to most of the company, and confusion to Cecelia. “I'm sorry, I don't understand.”
“You've never been to London, have you?”
“Bath, once, when I was a little girl, but London, never.”
Mary described Hyde Park for her. “It's just a big flat open area next to the city. You walk your horse up and down it while talking to other fashionable people.”
Cecelia dug herself into a deeper hole by replying. “That doesn't sound like fun at all. No wonder you and Miss Arnold can't ride properly. I'd be very happy to help you pick out a horse, but you have to promise me not to condemn the poor creature to such a miserable existence.”
“Why?”
“Any horse worth riding likes to run occasionally.”
Lord Charles did the unforgivable, at least in Miss Arnold's eyes. He laughed and said, “Miss Wood, it sounds to me like my daughter could use some instruction in equitation. Would you be willing to help her learn?”
“My Lord, it would be my pleasure. I'm due to go to Bath in a couple of weeks with Miss Arnold and her fiancée, but until then I'm available.”
“Bath, you say. Mary weren't you planning to stay there with your Aunt next month?”
“Yes, father, as you well know.”
“Miss Wood, why don't you accompany us to Raglan House this afternoon? You can spend a couple days tutoring Miss Somerset, and then maybe she can help introduce you to Bath society. That would be a fair exchange, wouldn't it?”
“More than fair, I'd be happy to accept. Can I make sure that my friends can get home safely without my help before I accept your offer.”
Mr. Landor intervened immediately. “Don't worry about us. Julia's a fair whip and we have only the two gigs. Especially if someone purchases Ionie.”
Sir Charles laughed again, “Landor, you really do want to get rid of that horse, don't you?”
“She's not a suitable ride for Mrs. Landor, and she eats like a pig. So yes I'd even give her away to get rid of her.”
“How's twenty-five pounds?”
“Done. Even if you don't race her, she's good breeding stock.”


Jane managed, with difficulty, to keep her opinions to herself until she and Julia were part-way back to Abergavenny. Eventually they boiled up and erupted.
“I thought the idea for this trip was to find mounts for us, not introduce that puffed up ignorant little girl to society.”
“Is your nose out of joint that she was invited to the Somerset's and you weren't?”
“No, well yes it is. My family has known them for years, and she's a nobody. A little countrified nobody. Just because she can ride well, she gets to visit them.”
“That's not quite fair, Jane.”
“I'll tell you what isn't fair. We're riding home in this gig, without horses. That's what's not fair.”
“There weren't many mares for sale at this fair. None that were any good.”
“George bought a horse.”
“Only because he needed to get away from the crush in a hurry. Something upset him.”
“Still I should have been invited to stay at Raglan too. I'm almost family.”
“But you aren't are you?”
“Yes I am, my mother's second cousin once removed is Sir Charles' great-uncle.”
“I suppose that's close enough to be called family.”
“It certainly is. I consider myself snubbed.”
“Do you want Cecelia to live with you and Captain Wood once you're married?”
“Good God No!”
“Then she has to find her way into society. Sir Charles is doing her a great favor by introducing her to his daughter.”
“It should be me too. Cecelia should teach me to ride.”
“I'm sure she will when she has the chance.”
Eventually Jane's grumblings reached the point where Julia felt the need to stop them. She pulled the reins and stopped the gig. She turned to her passenger and bluntly told her, “Jane, when you twit at Cecelia like that, you only make yourself look awful. It's one of your less appealing traits.”
“But?”
“Would you like to walk the rest of the way to Penyclawdd? Miss Wood is my friend as well as you. I'm happy that she's making some acquaintance with a larger society. You should be as well.”
Jane paused, it was never pleasant to have one's character flaws pointed out. After a few moments thought she replied, “I'm sorry Julia. You're right. I'm just so worried.”
“Why? Captain Wood certainly seems to love you. He is getting better with time, and you have friends here who like you. In spite of your occasional snappy comments.”
“I don't know. There's just something off. I can't just be happy anymore.”
“I can't solve that for you. You have to make up your own mind to enjoy your life.”
“Doesn't make it easy, does it?”
“No it doesn't.” Julia paused and then continued, “I know it's not quite as much fun as riding, but can you drive?”
“A little, I've done a few passes up and down in Hyde park.”
“Time for a lesson, then.” She passed Jane the reins and they swapped places in the gig so that Jane could reach the brake. “If you're ready, give the reins a shake and tell the horse to 'walk on'.”


Jane was moving along the Hereford road in decent style and showing that she had a good eye and a decent touch on the reins when a lone horseman crashed out of the brush ahead of them. Their horse reared in surprise and backed the gig into the hedge before the two women could get it back under control.
“George! What are you doing? You startled our horse.”
“I'm sorry. I didn't see you.”
“You should have looked.”
“I was just up enjoying the air and the view on Holy Mountain. Thought I'd come back to see how the search for a horse was going.”
Jane sulked, “Not well. We didn't find any. But Miss Wood is going to tutor that Somerset girl.”
“One of Lord Charles' daughters. Good for her.”
“I wasn't invited.”
“Oh that's a shame. I guess we'll have Penyclawdd to ourselves for a few days. That should be amusing.”
“Is that what it will be like when we're married?”
“I suppose so, except when we invite company.”
“We'll have company often, won't we?”
“I'd expect so. Jane, I'm sure we have a horse you can ride if you want. I'm no mean bit myself. It would be my pleasure to tutor you.”
Julia interjected with a smile, “I didn't know you could ride side-saddle Captain Wood.”
“I suppose I could, but I don't. Horses are horses, however you ride them. I'm sure I can teach riding even if I use a different saddle.”
“See Jane? These things have a way of working out. You'll get your riding lessons after all, and Captain Wood is a skilled horseman.”
“As long as he's sober.”
“Even when I'm drunk, but I'm staying sober now. Mr. Landor is right that getting drunk doesn't help with the memories. They just come back harder with the morning head.”



Friday, August 8, 2014

Regency Cooking

I was looking at Hanna Glasse's cookbook to see if there were any regency dishes I could try out. Both for color in the books and to see what they ate.

The one thing that struck me was the sheer size of them.
"Start with 15 pounds of beef, Cut in pieces, flour and brown"
"Use 200 Crayfish"
Only use a half-pound of butter to fry a dozen eggs, not a pound like the French do. (paraphrased).

She must have been cooking on a much grander scale than I do. It's going to take a bit more work to figure out what to try.

By the way, what happened to the Crayfish in England? I've poked around with my children in creeks (streams, rivulets) in rural areas near Yate and never seen any. Maybe eating 200 at a time had an effect?

Sunday, August 3, 2014

2.845718 dimensional characters

I was thinking about character development in writing. Not my character, mind you, but the characters in my works.

It occurs to me that the easiest way to churn out a romance is to use cookie-cutter plots and flat two-dimensional characters. A sweet young lady in desperate straights meets a billionaire (in the regency maybe the owner of a 100,000 pound estate), sweeps him off his feet. After a certain amount of soft-core porn, a few misunderstandings, and a tribulation or two, they get married and ride off into the sunset together. Another novel for your delectation.

I wish writing well were that easy. It isn't. One trouble is creating vaguely three-dimensional characters. Real people aren't all good all the time. They have bad days and good days. They get snappy with people. Their opinions of other people change through time, as do at least some aspects of their character. They learn. It's unrealistic to expect that a character in a story wouldn't exhibit some of these traits.

I'm not sure a fully three-dimensional character is possible in a fictional work. Hence the title, suggested by a mathematically inclined friend, with a fractal dimension of character. More than two and less than three. There's a funny Futurama episode with fractal dimensions if you're so inclined.

One trick to get more than two dimensions that I've tried is to write a character summary before I write the book. The characters change as I write the story. So these descriptions aren't quite accurate. Which you will see if you read the chapter's I've posted.
Miss Arnold is not quite as nasty as my initial estimate (who could believe anyone as nasty as her initial draft could get engaged, let alone stay that way). In fact there's a bit of a sympathetic back story to her. None the less she is the romantic foil and part of the story is the tension between her and Cecelia. It defines the people and their motivations. The circumstances they find themselves in, technically I suppose the ones I put them in, develop a more complete picture.

Here's the initial summary for Cecelia. 
 
What's Cecelia like?
5 ft 4 ish (tall for the time) dark brown hair, but not swarthy. Well built, but not overbuilt. In other words a more or less normal woman. Good teeth. Maybe 20.
Likes riding, walking on the highlands (downs?) near Llanthony. She's not Welsh, even though this is just into Wales. (or if she is, it's very Anglicized Welsh.) Undeterred by less than optimal weather. Socially she's more than a bit naïve. She hasn't had much practice dancing and flirting because she's living in an isolated estate and a season in London or an extended visit to Bath is just a distant dream. Maybe she's been to Gloucester, possibly Bath, but in neither case for very long. Can play the pianoforte, stitch and draw.
Good with horses, likes critters. Is quite proud of herself and her heritage. Can have a bit of a temper and should have a sharp tongue, at least about the interloper.
Painfully shy around strangers because she's not had much experience meeting new people. Deals with shyness by diverting attention with humor.
Has been to Abergavenny reasonably often and of course quite often to Llanvihangel Crucorney (in Hereford)
She lives at






George Wood

The distant cousin of Cecelia (distant enough that they can get married without a dispensation). Estate is entailed on him. Tall, handsome, but flawed. He sold his commission as a captain in the Duke's army after Badajoz (the Duke took it in 1812, there was an earlier failure in 1811 so we can take either). Slightly dishonorable to do so, but he's wounded inside and there really was no alternative. He was no longer fit to command. Nonetheless, it isn't something he's proud of. This puts him at a bit of a disadvantage – sort of as if he's always 'smelling his own shit'. (Too coarse an expression to use, but basically he has a bit of difficulty living with himself.)
PTSD aside, he's a pleasant chap. Was well-liked in the officer's mess. Not terribly well educated, the son of a Vicar in Devon (hence no estate of his own), he really likes the country and finds the cities overcrowded, smelly and too noisy. The entailment is a bit of a surprise to him, and was (partially) the excuse for his selling out. Socially he too is somewhat naive, soldiers often were during the war because the signed up as subalterns at 16, were captains by 18-20 and always busy. So while he's relatively mature, he's not been to many real balls or Bath or any of the fashionable things. He was socially out of his depth when he landed in London and was snapped up by a “man trap”, a shrewish young woman with an eye to the main chance. (more about her later). They aren't yet married, which was unusual (why? - she's in first mourning, which also makes her urgent to get hitched while she still is in society), but is understandable as he has regrets. She might but isn't above trying to make her intended do her bidding. (Think of Honoria Glossip, but less over the top.)
He's going to slowly recover his normal sense of humor and character. So when he starts he's sort of stunned and flat – not very interesting to Cecelia, who feels rightly or wrongly that he's not for her. Drinks a bit too much in the beginning much to both Miss Arnold's and Miss Wood's annoyance. Though their responses are markedly different.

Miss Jane Arnold.

Miss Arnold is the daughter of a minor nobleman. He's in gambling trouble, and her portion wouldn't be large anyway as she shares it with two brothers. (The Heir and a Spare).
Buxom, overpowering, on the large side. She knows what she wants and tries to get it. She usually does. She needs a husband. She wants one who likes Bath and London society. The eligible members of the ton avoid her like the plague ('Lady Nero' ? 'The Vampyre' ?). She scoops up Captain Wood when he is at Almacks on a 'strangers pass' (don't have to show this, they can talk about it. She can reprove him for not living up to his gallantry that evening).
The isolation of Penyclawdd really bugs her. Taking two days to get to Bath is also an annoyance (either land by Gloucester or ferry by Chepstow). Complains about Welsh orthography (“How I can I possibly live in a house where I can't pronounce the name, George?”)
She's fully willing and able to come the 'grand dame' over the local farmers and families, which doesn't go down well.
Even though they are engaged, she is on the lookout for better. That's part of why she doesn't like Penclawdd.



Another thing to do with Okra

I know it's not a regency or particularly English vegetable (it needs the hot summers), but here in the American South Okra grows like the proverbial zucchini. Actually since there's nothing like an "Okra borer" it grows better.

Straight fried Okra is great, but gets monotonous. Try adding a chopped onion before coating. It's surprisingly good.

Friday, August 1, 2014

Chapter 3 complete draft


More or less complete draft of the chapter. As an added bonus you get a couple of stanzas of Walter Savage Landor's poetry.  Vain may rhyme with pain, but 'eye's' and 'arise'?

3. Cecelia's Recovery.


True to Mr. Landor's promise, Mrs. Landor showed up at Penyclawdd house early the next morning in her gig. She rode with a groom in tow to look after the horses while they looked after themselves. She waited inside, and chatted with Jane until Cecelia slowly descended from her bedroom. Cecelia took up a position of state on a sofa in the front parlor. Heulwen lay at her side and accepted her due share of attention. Julia asked, “Cecelia, how are you today? Mr. Landor said you were alive, but frail yesterday.”
“Better, but my head still aches, and I feel dreadfully tired.”
Jane asked, “Will you be fine alone?”
“Captain Wood will read to me while you're gone, and Heulwen will keep me company. I won't be alone.”
George reassured them that he would be pleased to look after his cousin. Since there were a couple of maids, anything feminine would be dealt with in perfect propriety. Besides, his valet Meadows was a stalwart fellow and should any emergency arise be up to the challenge of it. Cecelia, herself, had the last word of a convincing argument, “Jane, please go with Mrs. Landor to Abergavenny. You've hardly stirred from the house since you arrived, and must be terribly bored.”
“If you're sure that you'll be fine.”
“Of course I will. Go enjoy yourself in the big city.”
It was late in the afternoon when the gig pulled up outside of Penyclawdd house. Jane and Julia were chattering happily away when the noise of Heulwen barking disturbed them. George called “Heulwen, Shh!” and the dog quieted. Captain Wood came to the door and met both his wife and Mrs. Landor. “Please be quiet, Miss Wood is asleep in the parlor.”
“All day?”
“No, I read most of 'Count Julian' to her. Sometime about three fourths of the way through she started snooring.”
“Mr. Landor will not be amused that his book sent Miss Wood to sleep.”
“I doubt he'll mind that it helped a good friend get through a fretful stage of her recovery.”
Jane added, “Nice recovery, my dear. I see you're finally learning to be tactful. How is Cecelia?”
“As I said, sound asleep. She was a bit twittery and restless all morning, didn't want to drink that potion the apothecary left. Then when I read to her she lay still and eventually went to sleep. If you're quiet, I can offer you some tea in the dinning room, and you can tell me how you found Abergavenny.”
Julia replied that she was not sure she should stay, but Jane insisted that she take some refreshment before proceeding up Cwm Bwlch to Llanthony. “It's at least we can do since you were so helpful to me.”
The noisy arrival of Mr. Landor on horseback put their attempts at silence to flight. He cried, “Captain Wood, the weather bodes well for a shooting party tomorrow. Are you interested?”
Julia added, “Why Mr. Landor what a good idea. Perhaps Miss Arnold would care to visit Llanthony and keep me company while you shoot.”
Jane hesitated, “Someone should remain with Miss Wood. At least until she's clearly on the mend.” A scrambled, barking noise, coupled with a clear command of “Heulwen quiet!” presaged the invalid's arrival. Cecelia stood in the doorway. Still pale and a bit shaky she asked what they were discussing.
“Captain Wood, if you feel up to it, shooting with Mr. Landor and the local huntsmen is an excellent idea.”
Jane reiterated her concern, “But my dear, will you be well without us?”
“My head feels much better, and I won't be alone. Meadows and my maid will be here. I might need to send for you to keep them from cosseting me too much. Did I hear someone mention tea, or was I dreaming?”


The next morning, after Miss Arnold and Captain Wood set out together in the gig for Llanthony, Cecelia found Meadows.
“Mr. Meadows,” she began, “I'd so much like to know more about Captain Wood.” She paused, then hastily added, “and Miss Arnold, of course.”
“It's simply Meadows, Miss Wood.” He paused, then carefully chose his words, “I valeted for the Captain before he left for Spain. Then I valeted for his father in between, and so naturally when he returned I resumed his employment.”
“Meadows, that's not what I was asking about.”
“Miss? I must be discrete about my employer's interests. Otherwise, I'd be a very untrustworthy valet.”
“Oh, I suppose you know what you're about. It's just I'd like to know my cousin, and, I suppose Miss Arnold better.”
“An admirable objective Miss Wood. I'll endeavor to comply with your interrogations.”
“Where did they meet and how long have they been engaged?”
“The captain returned from Spain in March. They met at an 'at home' in London and were engaged almost at once.”
“He seems a bit shy around women, at least he was around me at first. I'm surprised he was such a fast worker.”
“Miss Arnold isn't shy, Miss.”
“She is rather forthright in her opinions, isn't she?”
Meadows nodded, but replied, “That's not for me to say, Miss Wood. Do you have any other questions?”
“It sounds like she scooped him up before he even found his bearings.”
Meadows simply looked like a stuffed frog.
“I see, that is a bit over the line.”
“I would appreciate it, Miss if you don't pursue that line of questioning any further.” Cecelia noticed that he didn't say 'no'. Clearly Meadows had his misgivings about his master's helpmate-in-waiting.
“He mentioned that he has other estates, and might sell Penyclawdd. Would he?”
“His father is still living, but the estate in Berkshire is heavily mortgaged, and not as well managed as this one.”
“Thank you, I've managed this estate ever since my father first fell ill.”
“You have? I'm sorry to say that I don't know what he will do to it.”
“Oh.” Cecelia's worries about Penyclawdd, the place she loved more than any other were writ plainly on her face. “I suppose there are other places I could learn to love.”
“Have you traveled anywhere else?”
“Not really. We traveled to Bath for a few days when my uncle took orders, but I was a little girl then.”
“Then, miss, I suggest you see some more of the world.”
“I'm going with the Captain and Miss Arnold to Bath.”
“That's a start, miss. Bath, however elegant, is hardly the chief city of England.”
A commotion at the front entrance to the house broke their discussion. Meadows and Cecelia went to see what was happening. Captain Wood found the shooting too much for his nerves and was escorted back to Penyclawdd by one of the beaters. Cecelia immediately took charge. “Mr. Meadows, would you take the Captain to the front parlor, while I deal with this young gentleman.”
“Miss,” Meadows bowed in salute and helped George to a seat in the parlor. In the meantime Cecelia rewarded the beater with a couple of shillings. This would make up for the time and payment he lost escorting Captain Wood home. The beater pocketed the money then said, “Miss Wood, that Captain he was shaking from the noise, not very brave at all.”
Restraining her impulse to clump the little blighter on the head, Cecelia replied, “Alwyn, Captain Wood fought the French in Spain for our good King George.”
“What did they fight with? Sticks? He shook because of the noise of guns.”
Cecelia's hand twitched to clump the boy again, yet somehow she restrained herself to reply in a lady-like manner. “Guns and cannon. The French destroyed Captain's division at Badajoz, and he was badly wounded.”
“Doesn't show. Where's his limp. Does he have a scar? My brother had a big scar.”
“It's inside him. Now get back to the other beaters before I clump you.”
Alwyn knew Miss Wood's threat was rhetorical, although he wouldn't have used such a word to describe it. He grinned at her and then ran back towards Hatterrall hill and the grouse shooting. There were still tips to be had for helping the shooters.
Meadows was standing next to the Captain when she returned to the parlor. George was sitting on one end of the sofa, quietly sobbing to himself. “Miss Wood, if you would stay with the Captain, I will return with a glass of restorative brandy.”
“No. Go find my maid to chaperon us, then send for Miss Arnold. I'll comfort him meanwhile.”
“Miss, the brandy usually works wonders.”
“Do you remember what Mr. Landor said about drink? He may be a hopelessly romantic poet, but his practical advice is usually sound. I'd like to see how the Captain does with a little kindness first.”
“Yes, miss.”
Cecelia, with no little trepidation, sat next to George on the sofa. She asked him, “What is it Captain Wood?” He gave only a stifled sob in response. So she tried again, “Is there anything I can do to help?”
His reply took her by surprise. His reply was conventional enough, “Nothing you can do, just sit with me.” However, his actions weren't. He turned, hugged her for reassurance and sobbed for few minutes on her shoulder. It was a good thing that she was a tall girl with big shoulders as well as a sensible female who was not given to vapors. Her maid, Martha, entered the room. Seeing her mistress receiving a close embrace from the Captain left her shocked and speechless. Embarrassment fought with pleasure for the dominant place in Miss Wood's expression. After a few minutes the Captain stopped, seemed to regain control of himself, and said, “Thank you, Miss Wood. I'm better now.”
Cecelia wasn't sure that she was feeling better. She felt a little breathless. Being held close by a man left her feeling more than a little odd. Once she recovered her breath and then her composure, she told him, “You should rest for the afternoon, why don't we read one of my books together?”
“As long as it's not one of Mr. Landor's.”
“He does tend to the obtuse, doesn't he?” She looked at her maid who was sitting in a chair across the room with a mixture of sympathy and shock on her face. “Martha, would you get the two books I just received from the circulating library?”
“Miss, will you be safe? Here alone with Captain Wood?”
“I'm sure he will be have like a gentleman while you are gone.”
“That's what I'm worried about, Miss.”
“Please get them. I'm sure Captain Wood can restrain his baser urges for a few minutes.” She thought, but didn't add, “I'm not as sure that I can control mine.” Fortunately for her domestic tranquility, she was not put to the temptation. Meadows, ever vigilant for his master's safety, came into the room. He held out the books and said, “Miss Wood, here are the two volumes you were referring to. Might I suggest the novel, 'by a Lady' as more calming than the volume of Lord Byron's poetry.”
Jane arrived back from Llanthony two hours later. Captain Wood's mellifluous deep voice was reading, “Marianne's performance was highly applauded. Sir John was loud in his admiration at the end of every song.1” She entered and found him and his cousin seated close together on the sofa and reading aloud from a book that they held between them. They were sitting against each other as they leaned over the book to follow the story. Just as Cecelia was about to start with,” and as loud” she voiced her disapproval.
“George! Cecelia! What are you doing?”
George jumped up and replied, “Nothing, I mean, just reading with each other.”
“I can see that.”
“It's only a novel.”
“I disapprove of novels.”
“Jane the alternative was Byron's poems.”
“Those too. Don't you have any wholesome literature in this house?”
“These are from the circulating library.”
“Captain Wood, I will have some words to tell you about this later.”
Cecelia rose to defend her cousin, but George motioned her to sit down. “Jane, I was over-set by the shooting and Miss Wood was simply helping me calm down.”
“Couldn't you have just had some brandy?”
“I was following Landor's advice to not drink to dim my memories. He was right, I feel better for living through them rather than running into a bottle.”
“That is as may be. I am most displeased with your conduct, but will not berate you in public. Upstairs.”
George shrugged and followed the light of his life to his doom.
Cecelia heard the start of her lecture before they walked far enough upstairs that it faded into silence. “Couldn't you wait to set up a flirt until after we were married?”
“Miss Wood, a flirt? No she's not a flirt.”
“Think of me at least, and don't seek your entertainment in public. Why don't you read with me?”
“I didn't think you liked novels, or Byron. I'm sorry, would you like me to read them to you?”
“Don't read them to Miss Wood.”
Cecelia turned to her maid, who had not left the room through all this and said, “Martha, I think the sooner I'm away from this the better it will be for George as well as for me.”
“Miss, mayhaps you'll be lucky in Bath. I do hear that there are balls and concerts for the gentry like you to meet.”
“I hope so.”


Meadows entered the parlor followed closely by the ubiquitous Mr. Landor. He bowed to Cecelia, and said, “Miss Wood, Mr. Landor wishes some conversation with you.”
“I can see that. Mr. Landor?”
“I came to see how Captain Wood is doing. Had I thought he would be so affected by the shooting, I would never have embarrassed him.”
“He's upstairs with Miss Arnold. I believe they are having a discussion about that now.”
Mr. Landor could hear the muted and indistinct voices from that heated discussion despite the closed hall door. “What happened?”
“Captain Wood returned from the shooting visibly upset, almost crying.”
“So you nursed him to health and she took it the wrong way?”
“I'm sorry, but it seems I have been the cause of some domestic tension.”
“Miss Wood, I like your modesty. What were you and him up to? If it upset Miss Arnold so much, it must have been interesting.”
“Mr. Landor, why are you visiting?”
“Two reasons. First to check on George, and second to see what you thought of my latest poetry.”
“I thank you for your vigilance, but do you have to read me your poetry?”
“Yes. I value your opinion.” He waited until she sat and began.
She I love (alas in vain!)
Floats before my slumbering eyes;
When she comes she lulls my pain,
When she goes what pangs arise!
Thou whom love, whom memory flies,
Gentle Sleep! Prolong thy reign!
If even thus she soothe my sighs,
Never let me wake again!2
He stopped, and waited for Cecelia to comment. After a few moments she replied, “Very moving.” She kept her thoughts, that she'd prefer if she could move out of earshot to herself. Summoned by Meadows, the Captain and Miss Arnold entered the room. The tension between them was palpable, but Mr. Landor continued. “Excellent, more people to hear my next verse. I think this one is truly excellent.”
Past ruin'd Ilion Helen lives,
Alcestis rises from the shades;
Verse calls them forth; 'tis verse that gives
Immortal youth to mortal maids
Soon shall Oblivion's deepening veil
Hide all the peopled hills you see;
The gay; the proud, while lovers hail
These many summers you and me.


Jane sniffed, “Very moving.”
“Funny, that's what Miss Wood said.”
“I see that we agree on several things then. I wish there were one less of them.”
George added, “Mr. Landor, I apologize that you find us at a moment where it is difficult to offer you hospitality. What was the purpose of your visit, besides giving us the pleasure of listening to your verses?”
“I was just checking on you George. It looks like you have recovered from the morning's exertions.”
Jane shot George a jealous look, “Which ones?”
“The shooting, of course, what did you think I meant?”
“You know.”
“Miss Wood and I were reading together when Jane returned. My fiancée thought it implied more than just a friendly gesture on Miss Wood's part. It wasn't and it doesn't.”
Mr. Landor became aware of the tension between them. “I see. I hope this won't upset my plans for tomorrow.”
“What plans?”
“There will be a livestock fair tomorrow in Raglan. Much closer than Brecon. Won't get as good a price but that Ionie is eating her way through my hay-store, and I want to get her sold.”
Cecelia brightened, “So you would like it if I came with you?”
“Not just you, Miss Wood, but Miss Arnold and the Captain as well.”
Jane answered for both her and George, “We should be happy to come with you, especially if Mrs. Landor is included in the party.”
“I should hope she is. Especially since I'm counting on Miss Wood's horse sense to find her a suitable mount.”
1End of Chapter 7 of Sense and Sensibility.
2This poem and the next one are from Walter Savage Landor's 'Imaginary Conversations'.